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shiftythrifting:

found at goodwill

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allo-victor:

large-angry-ground-squirrel:

aurol:

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

You sound neurotypical.

ALSLSFLVNCMFLFLSLFKGKF yall GOTTA stop using ur illnesses as excuses for being rude dicks to people what the fuck

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k25ff:

After thorough scientific analysis, here are my findings.

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xxfangirlanonymousxx:

blackqueerblog:

This dance teacher went viral for doing cartwheels in pink thigh-high boots to tackle bullying! 

Dremon Cooper is a 19-year-old from Washington, DC. He’s a dance teacher for an LGBT nonprofit called Casa Ruby.

Cooper told that he’s a goofy person who loves to laugh and make skits and, more recently, created a new superhero character. Cooper says the name of the character is Super Bitch, but fans have started to call the superhero “Him Possible.” The character was created to show that bullying and violence are not OK.

I’m convince those boots have super powers ♥️❤️

Information source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ikrd/super-bitch-him-possible?origin=shp

Isn’t that the guy who knocked out that guy in the mall and did a little dance

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cursedcatimages:

STEVE STOP

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skeetskeetwithdaparakeet:

ravensloane:

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

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erotetica:

catchymemes:

I only drink free-range, organic water

Not to be dramatic but how fucking dare this have no sound

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mcdonaldguy:

thebigwillie:

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

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bakelitebutthole:

some of my favorite occupations on what’s my line

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liquidstar:

liquidstar:

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

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gahdamnpunk:

I feel seen

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twitch-eaglehart:

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant